Have you ever caused an international incident by photographing another country's intelligence agency?|Yes|5|No|0
Have you ever hired an interior decorator?|Yes|5|No|0
Has any offspring of yours ever worked as a house painter?|Yes|3|No|0
Are you an evangelist for XM?|Yes|4|No|0|What's XM?|0
How many times do you visit eBay (per week)?|never|0|maybe once|1|less than 10|3|10 or more|5
Do you use your home e-mail address for official business?|Always|5|Rarely|2|Never|0
Have you ever watched latex-clad models climbing the lions in Trafalgar Square?|Yes|5|No|0
What do you think of Microsoft?|Love 'em|0|Indifferent|1|Should have been Redmond not Baghdad|5
How do you feel about sweatin' the details?|Manana, Baby|0|Laissez faire|1|Make a list, check it twice|3|Why does that pixel look brighter than the rest?|6
Have you ever been pickpocketed?|Yes|3|No|0|Yes, by a 9-year old|6
Are you an evangelist for TiVO?|Yes|3|No|0
Do you open your government paystubs?|Always|0|Usually|1|We get paystubs?|4
Do you hear voices in your car (other than the radio)?|Yes|3|No|0
Do the voices tell you where to go?|Yes|3|No|0
Do you call the voice "Jane"?|Yes|2|No|0
Do you get lost easily?|No|0|Not when Jane tells me where to go|1|I'm not lost if I've still got gas|5
Do you like to do yard work?|Yes|0|No|1|I prefer to hire goats|3|I sell my grass to farmers|4
Do you use commercial storage facilities?|Yes|0|No|1|My basement is too full of other people's stuff to store my own items|4|I'm planning to open a discount furniture store|5
Do you like to get up early?|Yes|0|No|1|Give me a three hour head start|3|The sun hurts my eyes|4|I don't really like breakfast|5
What filing system do you use?|Strict alphabetical|0|Random access|2|Open counter top|3|Dining table unique|4|Office mixed bag|4
Have you ever visited Washington University?|Yes|3|No|0
Has an intern ever put a permanent stain on a wall of your house?|Yes|5|No|0
Do you like to follow directions?|Yes|0|No|2|I prefer to read them in Spanish|4|Waste of my valuable time|5|Problems are the writer's fault|5