Ascii Art Cows

Some very funny cows, by some sick minded terminal hacker with far too much time on his hands. This is pasted in as-was, no amendments made. We apologise if some of this offends ;-)

_______________________ |^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a ) | | ( doctor, not a butcher!) @| Oo (---------------------)) (MM) | ._> (__) ) (oo) \ / (oo) /-------\/ /--------- /-------\/ / | || / | || / I * II * ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow ________________ (__) // (__)(__)||(__)\\ (oo) // (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\ /-------\/ // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\ / //____\\ / ============||=======\\ * // \\ (| |- ||- ||) |________|_____||________||/ *********** \-( O )----------( O )--/ **** *** --- --- *** * ****o Cowpool ****** *** *** * (__) *** *** (oo) ****** /-------\/___()~ / | || Cow jumping over the moon * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow smoking a pipe o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o (__) o o o o o o (oo) o o o o o o /-------\/___() o o o o / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe * * * o @ ~ * * * * , o * * * (__) * * * . * o (oo) * * ) . * /-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ * / | || ( * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow star-gazing | \|/ ----*---- /|\ | (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow wishing upon a star ________ _______ (__) / \ (__) / \ (oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! ) /-------\/ --'\________/ /-------\/ --'\_______/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ A Cow-mon Dyslexic Mistake Cow @@@@@ @@\0 0/@@ (o o) ___________________________ ** |U| ** / / / / ***( )*** / /__________/ / // \ / \\ / / // *** \\ / / ******* / / *********** / / *************** / 3.5" 135tpi / ******************* /__________________________/ ********************* ********************* Cow Stored as Binary Information. Cow Belle (___) (___) (___)(___) (o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o) /------\ / (__) \_(--) /------\ / \ /-----\ / ____O (oo) / (**)\ / (__)_O O___ \ ( )/----\----\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)--\---/--/( ) /\oo===| / ~ || \\ / /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\ | || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || | * || || || ||| || * || || || || * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cows at a garden party * (__) . \ (oo) .' ...\------\/ '. (__) (__) . (__) || (__) (oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo) /-------\/ /------\ / /-------\/ ^^/-------\/ / | || / | |\/ / | || \| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><---->< ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling pissed off pissed on pissed (__) * (__) * (__) ( ) (oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( ) /-------\/ ..\-------\/ \-------\/ ( ( ) / | || . | || / \\ ( ) ) * ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\\ ( ) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before (__) (__) s * )__( (oo) (@@) s / (oo) /-------\/ /-------\=== (__) \--___--\/ / | || / | || /------(xx) | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * \ /\/ /\----/ \ WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow long grass grass (__) (__) (___) * (___) (00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\ / \-------\ / / | || / | || / | |O | |O * ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--|| ^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^ Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after drink mistake calf went away (__) * (__) (__) (__) (DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \-------\/ /-',',', \/ /-------\/ / | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) || * ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^ Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow (with due accowlades to Gary Larson -\ /- (The Far Side)) '\/' (oo) _________ /------- \/ | \ /| ./ | , | - -X- - | |------| |/______\_| --|------|---------|------- /---------------------------\ / __ \\ // / \ __ \\\ /// / \ \\\\ Highland Cow ________ \ |########| \ |########| \ --------\ \ (__) | \ (oo) | \ ______________________ \/ | | | /+++\ o | | /+++++\ | ____ | ~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | | / ii \ \ | \ W.C.| | ~~ ~~ \ | ---- | \ | | \ | | In"cow"tinent \|------------------------ (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ A well adjust(1)ed Cow (__) (oo) ^^ ^^ /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow >ysP -"JlAe B x A compress(1)ed Cow awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files] An awk(1)ward Cow begin 644 cow M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\ ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H* end uuencoded cow __ _|__|_ (oo) /-------\/ / |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun) * ||----| ^^ ^ this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where the hell is the horse then ?', let me inform u that it too needs recreation and has gone to play man-shoes !! ___________________________ | | (__) \ | | (oo) | | | /-------\/ \____ Cow'ndom | | / | || ____) Use it to prevent AIDS | | * ||----|| / | | ~~ ~~ | | |___________________________/ /----------------------------------------------------------------------- |[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __ / | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| | | | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |_\/___| |[][]| |_ |--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |---- | | | | | +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======---- Cow-st liner _-_ (__) [ ] (oo) /-_- \/-------/ || | ||----|| ~~ ~~ (__) * (oo) /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________ / | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| * ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|| ~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| _-_ [ ] (__) -_-\ ( ) \-------- | || ||----|| ~~ ~~ Andrei Ag-cow-si (__)___________________________________________________________(__) (oo) (oo) \/_____________________________________________________________\/ Cowaxial Cable (__) (__) ( V V ) (oo) (>O O<) /-------\/ ( A A ) / | || /-------\/ * ||----|| / | || | \ | \ * ||----|| V> V> V> V> ^^ ^^ Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow ++ ++ +||---||+ (__) | 1 2 3 | (__) (oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo) /-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------\/__ / | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/ * ||----| +-------+ * ||----| \_____/ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ Cattle call Cow punch (__) / _ (oo) / / \ -\/-/ | + | /\__/_| (___) |___| / / (o o) (o o) | / /_______\ / /-------\ / \ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O | | * || || * ||,---|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull ___ ___ \ \ \ \ (___) ___\__\__\__\__ (o o) | O O O O O O| --\ /----+-------------+-------/ | O / \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Steerage ___________________ ___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY ) _|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ v v ( uu| ' / (___) \ /\_c| | (o o) | / \ C#=}~| \_\ /_/ | ) \ (___) _____ | O | | | o | (- -) / zzz | | | \ | | | /-------\ / ---<______/ /~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O / \ | / \| * ||,---|| ~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^ | | || || Bulldozer \ \ || || ID ID Le Bullet Russe Dick Tracy's Cow | ================================== | = = | = _____ = | = ______ / \ = | = / \ | \ = | = / ||\ (__) = |## (__) m m = (__) __ || \ (oo) = | ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \||(__) \/ = | ## |\/ / / = \/ (__) ||(oo) = | ## | / / m m = (oo) || \/ = | ## \ \ / / = \/ || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \-- = || = | ## | = || = | ## --* = || = |____________##_______________ = || = ## = || = ## = = ## = cow-cow nut = ## = = ## = = ## ================================== ## ## ## ## Cow-sine wave Cow tipping: Step 1. Step 2. (__) (--) /-------\/ O--------O_ / | || /| :: |_) * ||w---|| * O--------O ~~ ~~ * (__) ________ * * (oo) ====________| * * /-------\/ /\ / | || / \ * * ||----|| / \ ~~ ~~ / \ A Cowsmologist \ / _ /\ ` `_______ ` ` /\/______\/ / \ `/_/_|_\_\ ` | (__) /(`')\ ` |(__) ` *---|______(^^) /-------\/ ` |(oo) ` \/ / | || ` ` J \/ ` * ||----|| Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway (Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year) (___) ________ .____ (o o) / \ ) / \ / --| UGGGGH! | / || O \________/ / / || / / || /_____/__, || *------'---------' ~~ Sitting Bull Bull's Eye _________________________ (___) / ...The President then \ (o o) / had to take into serious \ /-------\ / ----| consideration what implica- | / | ||O \ tions it would have for.../ * ||,---|| \_________________________/ ~~ ~~ Bull-etin from the White House. ________________________________________________ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ %% %% %% %% || || || || || || || || || || _ (_) \o/ || || || || /|_|(_) | || || ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____ The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to vicious beasts... _ | \ (___) | \ (__) (__) (~ ) *----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o) | ______ |\/ /-------$/ /-------$/ |___/ /_____| / | ^^ || / | || / / \____/ / / * ||-----| * ||------| / > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^ > > MacCow MosCow Stelth Cow * vv vv / ||____M__||/ || || (__) /\||_______|| (xx) (Xx) \/ (--) Cow by Georgia O'Keefe Dead Cow (__) (oo) \/ /\ __/---\ //\\ <__/-(__) o/||\o (oo) (oo) //o||\\\ /-------\/ /--\/ o///||o\\o / | || / -- || * ||----|| || ===== ^^ ^^ A Christmas Cow-el The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter (Saddam Holstein) (__ (__) (__) | | (__) (oo) (--) (--) | | (--) /-------\/ /-------\/ /o /-------\/ | I \/-------\ / | || / | L |----< o / | D |----<T I>----| M | \ * ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^ | | Cow owned by Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows \\ // \\( )// (__) (o o) ( ) /(oo)\ \ / (oo) / \/ \ / \ ##########\/ / /\ \ | | # ######## # / / \ \ \___/ * # ###### # | | | | // | \\ # # # # | | | | // \\ |___| |___| " " Mosscow Cowderoys Cow11 _____ <_____> ( ) (==) | (oo) __ /------\/- * /---*-.---\/ (oo) / | | \/| / |* . * .|| /-------\/ * | | * ||------|| : :: |===|===| ~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day / /\ / \/ (__) / \ | / || <`'> / \ | / (_||_) \/ /^ _____ ___ _____ __\||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o) \ | /xx\ | ( )==/ (_)------/---\ / \ __\xx/__| I____I | || /ww\ ,---( _ ) . ||----|| /| |\ / || \_=======|| oo oo |^ ^| || ^ ^ || heli-COW-pter == COW giving birth The Ninja Cow * (__) \ (oo) ________(__)_ \---------------\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_) | 0.0 | | _______\/ | /*__*\ |---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_ | C CE ^ - | | | \/--( \|==|/ ) | 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \ / | 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \ \ | | | | | 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\ /-\ / | 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^ | || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY" ||-----------|| |_____________| ^^ ^^ Cow-culater Cow-culator (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/ / | || / | || /| || /| || * ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ COW-comitant (__) (__) (__) (__) ($$) (&&) (YY) (%%) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow _____________ | | | INDIANA 45 | | | | | PURDUE 52 | | |_____________| | ______|====\ \/\/\/ \\ \/\/ \\ \\ \\ (__) __ \\ (oo) /)(\ \\ * / \/_/~\__/ || \ / __/~ || \/ / || | _/ || | | || ~ ~ ------ Hoosier Cow . . . . (__) (___) . (___) . (oo) (o o) . (- -) . /-------\/ 5+2=? \ / . \ / . / ! !! Q.. Q.. * !!----!! ^^ ^^ smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts (__) (__) (00) ( ) /----------------\/ \/---------------\ / | | | | \ * ||-----------|| |||----------||| * ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^ SIDE VIEWS | | | | | | | | | | * | ^^^ ^^^ BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW ^ (___) _- --/ - `\ ^ |*-*| _________/_________ ^____ _ \o/`-\ " /| \ / U | (__) ` /_| _ - \/\ | / |@@| | | // \/`--------.__/ | C/ | / \---/ //`---\/|| |/\ | || || || || || || || || Helicowpter Cool Cow (__) (__) | (oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o /---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | || / | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----|| * ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured mobile phone. by head-shrinkers ((( )))) (( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man ! ( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ / ( ( ( )))) | | _/ ( ( / ) ) ) O O / ( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / - ( : // ) ) ~ : : / \ : : O / | | \ : : ( | | ) : : \ \___/ / : : (__) W/ \W : : (oo) /|_n_| : : ----\/ / || || : : :: | () () : : ---:: * || || ------------^^ VV VV Newton's Cow (aka Mooton) Bart Cow __ >(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing (oo) color according to the action you should take. /-------\/ / | || If this cow appears to be: * ||----|| ^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead MAGIC DESISION MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining. AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on. BLACK (on white): Lucky git! ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's, quickly! /~~\ + ) ( \__/ O O ( o)\ ========== o_o_o * \o / / {__} \ (___) \ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___) \----- || \ \ \/ / (___) $ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00 ||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ | ~~ ======== \_o Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II ______ ___________ : Oui? : : : _______ `v-----' : CORNED : : Nee! : (__) : BEEF : `------v' (oo) :_________: /-------\/ / : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum * ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation ^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on the boundary conditions!" Belgian Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / : :: (/\) * ::----:: /oo\ (__) XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--) X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/ X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__ X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__| XX================>> ~ ~ Cow klux klan Cow resting Irakean Cow ___() COW ------------| o\ | )O-------------- MOO -----|____/ / \ / \ / (____) \ / \( ) \ / |\( ) \ / \ \( ) \ / \ \( ) X |\ \( ) / \ | \ \( ) / \ \ \(____) / \ \|_o_o_| / \ | | / \ | | / ___() \ -----| o\ \ cow chip | |O-------------- ~MOO BULL ---------- |____/ Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending) ( ) ( ) \ / \ / \___/ \___/ (o o) (o o) /-------------\o/ /-------------\o/ / | || / | || * ||-,--------|| * ||@\\-------|| || || || \\ || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull __ (__) ( ) (__) (oo) / (oo) _______\/ / \ _______\/ / / \ /| | / | || / \ / || || * ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated (__) (__) iiiiIiiii (oo) (oo) '|o o|` /---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/ /| | || / | || / | | * |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____|| || || * || || || || ~~ ~~ cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow! (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy) \_ ^ \ | **~~~~~~~ _____) \___ | **~~~~~~~ __/ \__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~ _/ \ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~ / ____ ( ) \/ | / / __/ \__ |o o| /( \/| /| ||_/ \ \ / ( ) | ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\ | // / | || [][] [][] Patriotic Cow Sha-MOO /\ / \ / \ | | / * * \ / ** * \ / * ** \ ** / * * \ ** ** . . . | | * * <--- the world . . / **** \ * * . . . / * * \ ** ** . . . / **** \ ** . / * * \ . | | . / **** \ . / * \ . . . / **** \ . . / * \ . . / **** \ | | . . . | **** | | * * | . . . | **** | . . . | * * | . . . |------------------------------| . . | (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . . . /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\ / | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . . . / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ . . / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ . / USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ . |______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| . . (______________||______________) . . . /_\ /_\ . . . !!! !!! The herd shot 'round the world. (_ _) ___ (o o) (__) _- -_( ) (++) /- O O /____O/ / | || /| || * ||-___-|| * ||--|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belongs to This cow belongs to Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr _________(__)___ | -------------- |\ (__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \ (oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \ /-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| / / | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/ * ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || || ~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~ * cowoperation ---------------------- / - - - - - - - - --- / / - - - - - - - - --- / ---------------------- (oooo) personal cowmputer oo( -0 )oo / ------------ \/ / | | /| / | ----\_/ | / | > < ||| ||| / | ||| ||| |/ | ~~ ~~ \ | Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__) note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo) hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/ for MIT men. | / / | || | / * ||----|| | / ^^ ^^ _____ * |/ breacowt! (_____) / ( OO )_____________ / (/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\ \O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD ) | ######### | |/------------/ | |__________| | || | || | || | || | ~~~~ ~~~~ Saddam moo-sein @ (__) (__) _____/ /| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ * _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * - /_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * - [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * - \__/ \__/ Cow-mobile (()) (()) |||| (oo) (oo) /------\/ (OO) /------\/ /| | /------\/ /| | * ||----|| /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!) /\ / \ (__) __ (oo) (oo) (oo) /------\/ /-ooo--\/ /------\/ /| | /|o | o | /| | * ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow o o - - O Moo!!!! ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car ___ [___] ____|___|____ (o o) / [__] \ /------------\-/ / (oo) \ / | ||^ |V / |\/| \ | | <**> | |-----------------| * -----/\------ | Cow-Price | || O O || |_________________| || || \_________________/ || || | | | | oo oo |__| |__| (With gun and Handcuffs) (it's a Cow-Price) (Classic of course) \ / \ / (__) \ (__) / /\/\_(oo) \ /\/\_(oo) / // == \ // == / / | /\/\|| \ / | /\/\|| / * || || \ * || || / ^^ ^^ \___^^____^^_____/ Silly cow (his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley. ___ __ __ _ (( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) // \\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) // ,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ // ( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ==== `-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) // ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ beecows Cownan the barbarian (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-----------------\/ / | || / | /qwertyuiop \|| * ||----|| * || asdfghjl; || ^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ || sliced cow ^^ ^^ keyboard-cower ( ) (oo) /--------\/ / || || * ||------|| || || ( ) || || (oo) || || | | | | /--------\/ || || || || || || / || || || || || || || || * ||------|| || || || || * ||------|| || || || || || || \ || || || || || || || || \--------/\ || || || || || || (oo) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( ) high cow very high cow broken very high cow __ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (\/) (oo) < vv > /-------\/ /-------\/____) / \ / | || / |______ | | /| |\ * || || || || __ / |( )| \ ____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \ cow san /___||__||_*_\ Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~ Cownt Dracula (__) ( ) * ` (OO)' (00) // \_/-------\/ ` ___ \/___// || ||_. ` /---\_/---\ %_/ ~-----\ ------------------ ~ l l l___________l ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l // // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ l v v l - - Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant \ ,_________________./ / (__) -/.__________________ - oo ) \ (__) / \ _!_/_ \ (oo) / !--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./ !__! ! ! \ | | \___/ * | | / W \ / | | ! ! o / / / \' ! ! /|\/' | \ ______/_\_________________|______\ _____ Cow from ^ ^ Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath . . . . . . __ __ . ||______________________|| . . || __________________ || / || | (__) | || . . / || | (oo) | || | -|| | _\/_ | || . . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| || (\ |\-----------------------\ . (\ || \_______________________\ \|| | | . \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | . \ | |-----------| | . . \ | PETERBILT | . \| | . (=========================) |_||_| |_||_| . \ . \ Pompano Beach or bust! ^^^ ^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / \ ^(__) / \ / (@@) / 82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__ | | | | | | |__|-^- / \ \__* | | ^ ^ ----------------------------------------------- | U. S. Federal Prison | |---------------------------------------------| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | | | | | | | | \| (00) |/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | \__\/__/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ \_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |/ \| \* | | | | | | | | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------- Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega --------------------------------------------------------- ---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|---- --.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|- -|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|--- ----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|-- ----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.--- ========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -==== . - - / \ ' ^ . - . \ / . ^ - \ ` ^ ` ` ` Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu (__) (OO) __ \/ |__| // \ | // \ \ | ^^ \// \ | /-------------\ -----------------------/ Panama \ ----------------------/ or \ / Bust! \ _____________/---------------------\_____________ / \ / \ \ / \_________________________________________________/ M1 Abrams Cow Commander (__) * (OO) | \/ | // \ ----- // \ \ / \ ^^ \// \ / \ // \ | | --^^------ * / \ \ ____ / / / \ |||||| | \ | |||||| / \ \ |||||| | / | |||||| /___________\_______\ |||||| / |||||| (_/) __||||||||__ (@@) | .,....,. | \/ | ...,.,.. | ------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell) The Acowdemy Award ____________________________________________________________________ | ________________________________________________________ | | 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 | | / ........... ____ \ | | | / \ A10806726C | | | | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | | | | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | | | | A10806726C | _\/_ | | |__ | \| | | | | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | | | \ ......... _______________ ........ / | | 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 | |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________| Cownterfeit >>>----> *___ ______ \ __|_**_|__ >>>----> \ | . . | \ _______________\ / * ( | | US CALV| \o/ >>>----> / /\ |_________| \-- | ( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| | >>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \ |*| . / / \ \ \ \ . /* \ \*\ \*\ The CALVelry COWard ____ | | . . vv vv __|__|__ \ / ||----|| * \00/ \__/ || | / /-----------C\/C (oo) /\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\/ (oo) / ||_________CCCC / | || (~~) * || || * ||----|| nn nn ^^ ^^ Australian view of a North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs to "My Favorite Martian" (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (__) >------\/------< >------\/------< (oo) | | | | | | | | >------\/------< | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | || | | | `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' | `--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--' | | | | | | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ "FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull (Big Mac) (_____) _____________ \0 0/ / \ _________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX / | U | \_____________/ * | /______ _ | || || || || this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs Any questions?? . \---) (__) * |o o) ==== / (---\o/--\ /-------\/ (___)--------|/ | |#| ) | / | || (o o) || | |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--|| ^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^ //--\ || ^^(o o)--< // | \ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--< || * | / ^^ ~ * "69" Cowborg * * * * * * (__) * * _--_ ( oo) * _- )\ '| * /| ) _ \ \ ~~ * * / \ \-- \ \ *-' // / > > > > / / * / / * _ _ -- _ _ / \ * * / _ _ _ \ | / \| * | | * | | * * | | | | * | \_ _ _ /| \ / * \ _ _ _ / * --- "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED" (__) (__) \__\/__/ {}\ (oo) l l /----\----\/ l__l / | \ |\ / l__\ * || >-+-\ <\ / / || | ())))) \ \ )))))) ^^ ^ / )))) \ \)))))) / \ / ( bum steer ~~~~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cowabunga!! (__) (~~) V __ (__) (__) /--------\/ | / \ (oo) (oo) * | | ----: /-- --\/ /-------\/ {BIG MAC} >--: |----| / | || / | |---/ | | * ||-----|| * ||----| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal _______\ -<| CUD \ /-<|_______/ (__)// / ((|)) (oo)/ ($ $) \// /-------\_/ * / | / | ||__<i __ | | * ||----| * \| _| ^^ ^ / | / | New Kow on the Block ^ ^ (note lighter in hoof) CUD missile launcher ((----)) ((oooo)) ///-----\\\/// ///||| ||| *** ||||||---||| ^^^^^^ ^^^ where milkshakes come from ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ___________ | | | | (__) ( You know, ) | (__) ________ | (__) ______ | | (oo) ( Kentucky ) | (oo)( How do )| (oo) ( )| | /-------\/ ( cows are ) |---\/ ( they )| \,,/ ( MOOF )| | / | || (bucktoothed) | || \( talk? )|/-------\/ \ ( )| | * ||----|| \ /---------- |--|| \/------- | | || \/------ | | ^^ ^^ \/ | ^^ | ||----|| | | | | ^^ ^^ | ------------------------------------------------------------------ J.B.-- Cowmic Strip | \___________________________ | ___________________________ | / / | | / | | / | | (__) / | | (oo) / | | _\/_ / | | / ==% | | / ==% | | *---<_ / / | | / / | | / / | | ~ ~ | | | | Moowgli | | / \ (__) . . . . (---) \oo/ . . .. . (-------(----)----( ) * /;;\ . . . (__) ( ( ) )(x x)_____/ \__| |__/ . . . (oo) \ OO---------OO-/ O \_/\/\/ |%%%%| //-------\/ OOOOOO OOOOOO / \ ~ ~ // | U M || OOOOOO OOOOOO . . ~ ~ ** ||----|| grandcow is ^^ ^^ Argyle cow about to be hit by sitting Go Blue Cow an armored personnel carrier (__ (o ======] ------- ) | || __0 \\\||||/// | || () _____ = 00000000 = <----- radioactive waste Cow after biology major Cow after Physics Major is finished with it is finished with it | | | | (__)| | (__) (__) (@@)| | (oo) (oo) |\/-===< | /-------\/ *____-------\/ | | | / | || // // | | | * ||----|| >='/-----// /\|___===< | __^^____^^__/ ___^_____^^__/ __oo____*o__. | | oo oo oo oo `////\\\\ Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board (watch out!)